For just $10, CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY invites you to help them “f*** with Elon Musk”

Cards Against Humanity, the popular and profane card-based party game, has a bone to pick with billionaire and probable escaped Saturday morning cartoon supervillain Elon Musk.

According to a blog post on the company’s website, Mirror Universe darling Musk is “a sad little bitch with no friends.” And for just $10, you can help them build a monument outside Starbase, Texas, that serves as a constant reminder to the friendless billionaire of that inescapable reality.

The Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument

The origins of the monument lie in a parcel of land owned by Cards Against Humanity, located on the United States-Mexico border. As the blog post recounts, Cards Against Humanity purchased the parcel of land nine years ago, thanks to $15 donations from supporters, in order to protect the property from “racist billionaire Donald Trump.”

But in 2024, the company learned “an even richer, more racist billionaire,” Musk, had trespassed on the land and “fucked” it with “gravel, tractors, and space garbage.” In 2025, Cards Against Humanity took Musk to court, eventually extracting the admission that Musk’s “company did, in fact, fuck up [their] land.” Musk was thus forced to remove his property from the parcel of land.

However, that parcel is now surrounded by Musk’s SpaceX company town, Starbase, and is specifically located near SpaceX executive housing. Cards Against Humanity has announced their plan to exercise their rights as American property owners and construct the Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument on their parcel of land.

Want to support Cards Against Humanity in their quest to erect this incredible landmark celebrating truth, justice, and the American way of gleefully flipping the bird to asshole foreign-born oligarchs who delight in destroying our hard-earned way of life? For just $10, you can be a part of the movement! 

Cards Against Humanity for Humanity

But donation isn’t the only way to help ensure this important monument gets constructed. 10% of all profits from Cards Against Humanity’s Bad Billionaires Pack and their 2026 Super Box will go towards the project, ensuring you can feel morally superior even as you ensure any party you throw will be indelibly corrupted by the game’s lewd and profanity-laced content.

Will you be pitching in $10 to support Cards Against Humanity’s Elont Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument? Or perhaps you’re interested in purchasing one of the Cards Against Humanity expansions (which will also support the construction of the landmark)? Be sure and let Trash Kitty Comics ‘n’ Stuff know, either here in the comment section or over on our social media page.